fruit fusions

ok..so i’m in the shower this morning, and i crack open a brand new bottle of shampoo to clean my luxurious locks. I perchanced across the label on the back, and i came across this: ‘infused with sensual extracts of blackberry , avocado and mango that come to us in pure mountain spring water.’

EH?

i’m standing there thinking ‘ wtf? what i meant to do with this stuff, wash my hair or drink the sh*t’, it sounded goooooood. Silly me, i thought they produced shampoo in factories.

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